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hugbeam:

hugbeam:

i love you spinach i love you mushroom i love you garlic i love you onion

everyone who reblogs this post saying they hate mushrooms youre ugly youre disgusting im gonna kill you give me $200

luulapants:

The fact that Twitter allows porn but not public death threats and tumblr allows public death threats but not porn is objectively funny and the fact that a large portion of us chose the latter over the former is objectively funnier

omegaverse:

Girl who fucks the cannoli guy for cannolis

homoidiotic:

i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime

sabertoothwalrus:

underrated part of petting a cat is when you reach over their head to scratch their back and they bonk their head on ur arm

that’s the stuff………………

melonflavored:

rhythmroute:

yuyu-bubu:

rhythmroute:

on google typing every fruit ever

Kirby when he discovers the internet

respectthewolf:

cupidjoy:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CdMUY7hvNMa/

probuccalfat1:

hate it when a new marvel movie comes out and people are like “i know you aren’t into marvel but i promise this movie is different” they’re all the same

gibberishquestion:

albertserra:

There’s a lot wrong with me but at least I don’t treat a domestic violence court case as a fandom war